Sunday, April 29, 2007

The Nice Guy who didn't finish last...



Let the record show - I hate the Australian cricket team. Not because they've beaten everyone black and blue over the last 11 years. Not because they've pummeled every comer who has tried to steal their crown. That's their job. There's just one reason for the hatred - they've started reflecting their ancestors too much, the original settlers on the island of Australia. Especially that upstart-turned-mafia-boss captain of theirs, Ricardo Ponting. Yes, he's been Bradmanesque over the last 6 years or so with his batting... Yes, he's the undisputed leader of a team of champions, but to call his off the field demeanour 'loathsome' would be a compliment.

Quite the contrary is the man who, while Ponting was figuring out his off-stump from his leg, was drafted into the national side to take the place of Ian Healy, the then leading wicketkeeper of all time. Not only did he surpass his predecessor, he set the benchmark for wicketkeeper-batsmen for posterity. And he didn't have to open his mouth to do so...

149 off 104 balls in the ongoing World Cup Final in Barbados bears testimony to the man who, in this Ponting-Graeme Smith generation of cricketers, is one of the few 'gentlemen' still around - one who threatened to stage a coup by 'walking' when HE felt he was out, in a world where batsman with clear edges stand their ground and shake their heads. The man who at 35 years of age flies about trying to pouch catches which people 10 years his juniors would be proud to take.

Sometimes, he gets overshadowed by the 'flair' guys in his team - Warnie being a case in point. Thats because he keeps his mouth shut. In modern cricket thats a rarity. Then he comes out to bat and scores test cricket's fastest double hundred. Talk about flair...

Tonight's Final is looking like another Aussie triumph - 281/4 at the end of their innings; whether Jayasuriya fires or not will be the key for Sri Lanka.

But regardless of the outcome, ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner already. Raise a toast to him - his name is Adam Craig Gilchrist.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Anticipatory Bail


The Story
: Two women (A and B), close friends, known each other for 7+ years. Spent moments of laughter and grief together. Mostly grief. A introduces B to a male friend of hers, with whom she shares an unspoken affection. A and the guy have a fallout because of certain circumstantial decisions, around the same time as she falls in love with C. A and C are deeply, madly and, some would suggest, platonically in love. B, meanwhile, develops a very strong (and unromantic) bond with the guy, while A and the guy have severed all communication links. A, for some reason, does not converse with B for extended periods. B feels left out, since she introduced A to C, and now neither pays much attention to her, having once been her closest friends. Then, one day, B decides that enough is enough, calls up A and tells her that she has had enough of being ignored, and will not endure it any longer, despite A's repeated pleas for a chance at an explanation. B gets the feeling that A is going to blame the guy for everything that has occurred and hangs up.

The Question: Is A right in blaming the guy?

If yes, then I plead anticipatory bail in the matter. A further defence shall be prepared in case charges are brought forward...

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Antic dispositions and feigned benignity...

All the year I spent catching up with jetlag
'Study, or else...' whispered the wrinkled old hag
My poetry is worse than the neighbour's cat
I gave up on the paper, 18 minutes flat!

- Anonymous

And so it is... The examinations are in full swing, nicotine and caffeine consumption is at an all time high, and the figure of insomniac Delhiites has increased twenty-fold. Not that it makes a difference to me, my mother calls me a cockroach anyway...

I asked a friend the other day if she could reveal to me the identity of that figure of greatness, to whom we owe this long tradition of examinations. Of course, she had no clue. Anonymity has certainly come to the rescue of this great creature from the past, or else all the cursing he receives from across the globe would make even the most tolerant and benevolent God question his place in heaven/purgatory and send him straight to Dante's 'Inferno' - for the uninitiated, that means - SEND THE BASTARD TO HELL!

And now, with two exams done and six more to go, lasting till the 14th of May, I see the figure of King Lear enter my brain, enabling me to assume a REAL antic disposition, unlike Hamlet's feigned one, while Puck flies around me waiting to do some mischief upon Oberon's orders, and there in the distance, stands Prospero calling out to me - 'Abhorred slave! A pox on you! Get thee to work, misery!'

Does anyone know a psychiatrist? I need a discount...

Monday, April 02, 2007

Aawaargi...

Was just listening to my favourite ghazal collection, rendered ofcourse by Ghulam Ali sahab... First song my Winamp starts playing - 'Aawaargi...'

Ye dil, ye paagal dil mera
Kyun bujh gaya?
Aawaargi...
Is dasht mein ik sheher tha
Wo kya hua?
Aawaargi...

Kal shab mujhe be-shakl ki aawaaz ne chaunka diya...
Maine kaha, tu kaun hai?
Usne kaha
Aawaargi...

Ik tum ke sadiyon se mere humraah bhi, humraaz bhi...
Ik main ke tere naam se
Na-aashna
Aawaargi...

Ik ajnabi jhonke ne jab poochha mere gham ka sabab
Sehra ki bheegi reit par
Maine likha
Aawaargi...

Ye dard ki tanhaiyan, ye dasht ka veeran safar
Hum log to ukta gaye
Apni suna
Aawaargi...

Kal raat tanha chaand ko dekha tha maine khwaab mein
Mohsin, mujhe raas aayegi
Shaayad sada
Aawaargi...

And then i wrote one of my own, continuing the same tarz...

Humne the dekhe khwaab jo, boseeda ho kar reh gaye
Kirchon ke bikhre farsh par
Aansoo gira
Aawaargi...

[For those who do not know urdu, Im not really in a mood to translate, so do forgive me...]

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